April 2011
65 posts
clientsfromhell:
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”...
Heterofobia - Laweaimbecil.com
xrq:
http://www.laweaimbecil.com
How to write good.
chelletor:
-asthenia:
bleep-bloop:
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
Contractions aren’t necessary.
Foreign words and phrases...
“Never memorize what you can look up in books”
– Albert Einstein
(via actiondatsun)
who is this fucking hipster that is filming the...
shhnene:
shit that ain’t cute:
extreme close-ups
rapidly alternating focus
extreme close-ups while rapidly alternating focus
this black and white shit
like a 30 second long shot of the converse logo on julian’s sneakers
w
t
f
just point the fucking camera at the stage
